It’s Robe Szn Bitches

This will be brief.

Robe Szn has begun.  I didn’t intend to captain this ship, but because nobody declared the start of Robe Szn, I took the initiative of making the announcement myself.  Thanks to the ever-confusing Daylight Savings Time, it’s dark as night almost 24 hours a day outside.  The temperature suddenly plummeted.  Friday night I got cozy with myself and sat in my robe for hours.  It was really lovely.  And so we’ve official entered Robe Szn.  Lots of haters out there who fall from the trees this time of year condemning the robe community.  Don’t turn a blind eye to those imbeciles.  It comes and goes quickly, so you best not miss out on this one.  Pour yourself a full bodied red.  Make some spiked cider.  Do what you gotta do to feel sexy AF in your robe.  Doesn’t matter if you’ve got a plush one or if you prefer the more silky smooth kind.  Get your cold ass a robe and enjoy the Szn.  I know I will.  And even if I don’t enjoy the Szn, I’ll be warm.  Make no mistake about that.  And don’t worry about what to wear underneath.  You can be fully clothed or butt naked or somewhere in between.  Robe Szn bitches!

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