As Told By Siri, The Mets Were Subjugated Today

Subjugated.  They were fucking SUBJUGATED.  Do you know what that even means?

Did you read that?!  SUBJUGATED!  Like the Gaelic population!!!

Dominated!  Controlled by conquest!  The Mets were subjugated, dominated, controlled by conquest.  Sad!  What a depressing day.  Honestly the score of the game is irrelevant although I wish it had gone differently.  The bigger picture is the ineptness from top to bottom in the Mets organization.  I don’t want to get into it right now because Siri has the final word.  When she tells you that the Mets were subjugated, it’s all over.  Can’t come back from that one.  Smart phone knows the Mets are done for.  Dumb fans do not.


h/t Evan

Recent Blogs:
Buffalo Wild Wings To Raise Prices, Not Affecting Me At All
Official Food Review: Del Frisco’s Double Eagle Steak House
Props To The Radio Stations For NOT Killing Ed Sheeran’s Best Song
Sports Call Of The Year: Messi’s 500th/Game Winner
Weekly Mets Check In: A Bad, Bad, Bad Week


Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s