HAHA eat it, Suzy! I haven’t laughed this hard at a video in a long time. I had to get up from my desk and take a walk outside so I wouldn’t get fired for disrupting the workplace. Right up it jumps into the thick of things and within seconds I lost my composure. Suzy’s little brother delivers a brutal body shot followed by a finishing KO neck shot. What a combination. Shades of Ali. Shades of McGregor. Hit em with the body, hit em with the head. High level precision and technical skill, and Suzy folded like a cheap suit.
Poor Suzy couldn’t hold back the language. Oh fuck. Oh crap. Oh fucking idiot, FUCK. Fuck. She’s what, ten years old? She’s got swiss cheese defense and a sailor’s mouth to go with it. Job well done by the cameraman. I’d like to think it’s the father and this was an inside job. The school probably called him to say his daughter has been cursing in school and rather than her being punished at school he vouched to take care of it in house. In order to that he’s got to catch her in the act. Asking your son to karate chop your daughter’s esophagus is somewhat unorthodox but not ineffective if the point is driven home. Sibling violence is a small price to pay for the long term benefit.
You could tell Suzy was trying her darnedest to hold back the curses, but everyone’s got a plan until they get combo’d with a body shot neck shot one-two punch. Veteran move from little bro to issue the half-assed “sorry!” It makes him look sympathetic, putting all the blame on Suzy for her potty mouth. He’s a young Buzz McCallister pouring his heart out to the family and calling Kevin a “little trout sniffer” under his breath. Fuck you, Suzy!
Could be the video of the year.