Who’s baby is this?! WHO’S BABY IS THIS?! Rumblin, bumblin, stumblin! This isn’t even fair. Obviously this kid is seven years older than everyone else, but don’t tell him that. Doesn’t matter if you’re a boy or a girl. This machine is running everyone over. He’s literally going out of his way to initiate the contact and stiff arm every fucking defender into oblivion. I think at one point he went the wrong direction so he could truck stick an additional slew of poor souls. What do you feed a kid like this? I like to imagine that he’s strictly on a red meat diet. Iron levels through the roof. No joke, he looks like DK in Mario Kart when you get the star and you can drive through anything and everything in your path. Total destruction. One of the top young athletes in all the land.