People Are Furious That A Gorilla Was Killed To Save A Human Child At The Cincinnati Zoo

 

This was all the craze over the last 72-96 hours.  If you haven’t at least heard of this story, you’ve been living under a rock.  I was on a 3 day bender and even I found the time to catch up on current events.  But the story goes some little kid fell into the gorilla pit at the Cincinnati Zoo.  I don’t know how, but he did.  As you can see in the video, he was dragged around like a rag doll, but there were also a few instances where the gorilla acted somewhat protective over him.  The zookeepers felt that the only way to save this kid was to shoot and kill Harambe the gorilla.  And that’s exactly what they did.

Animal rights activists are FREAKING OUT now.  It’s insane.  Take a lap you clowns.  This may be misinterpreted, but they’ll just put a new gorilla in there and nobody’s really going to care that much.  When we, as human beings, have a choice between a HUMAN child and a gorilla, we save the human 100 times out of 100.  I’m not saying I don’t give a shit about gorillas or animals for that matter, but when there’s a human life at stake, the animal must die.  In fact, I’ll say it.  Who cares about the gorilla?  Those are the rules.  Should his trash parents have been forced to go toe to toe with the gorilla in a Trial by Combat situation?  Yes, probably.  Winner(s) prevail.  But that would have created even more headlines.  This was the ONLY option.  I have no idea how, as a parent, you allow your kid to get into the gorilla cage.  Unforgivable and downright pathetic parenting.  You are unfit as an adult to care for a child at that point.  But it’s a fucking gorilla.  The only person that can side with the gorilla is Tarzan.

It does not matter that it’s a rare, endangered gorilla.  I suppose that if the gorilla wanted to rip the kid apart, it could have and would have done so in three seconds.  But when you have a goddamn gorilla with full control over a fucking four-year-old, that threat needs to be eliminated and without hesitation.  That’s the way it works.  If you’re #TeamGorilla then stay the fuck away from me.

Nice parenting.

 

 

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