Early Candidate For Sports Call Of The Year

From the depths of hell!!  Helluva race!  Helluva finish!  Hey yellow team: maybe don’t stick the slowest girl in town in the anchor spot in the 4×400.  I don’t know what it is about track races, but they have a knack for wild finishes and LEGENDARY color commentary.  Nobody will ever forget the girl who got “wham sauced” at the finish line.  That will never be topped.  But we’ve moved to a new calendar year with a clean slate, waiting for a moment like this.  All announcers should be Irish.  I think we can all agree on that after this.  High pitched voices too.  “HERE COMES UCC ON THE OUTSIDE AS WELL!”  That man hit an octave higher than I believed to be possible from a male.  The words “from the depths of hell” need to be retired, locked up, and never to be said again.  It’s impossible to come up with something better in the high heat of a moment like that.  Totally unrehearsed yet it could not have been better.  The guy could hardly contain himself.  I can see him slowly coming off his chair and ending up standing on the announcers table with no shirt on.  Completely lost in the moment, soaking it all in, spitting out a HALL OF FAME quote.  I loved every second of it.

Top 5 sports call of all time.


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