My oh my, how the tables have turned. Barry Bonds could not look worse. Period end of story. Someone had to say it. And I know I’m not the only one. In fact, I don’t think any sane person could think he looks good because he straight up does not. This just validates the idea of ball players juicing. Everyone should be on roids at all times and they should never stop. Don’t worry about the tiny dick and the side effects and focus on cashing a paycheck and hitting dingers. Who wouldn’t wanna see 8000-ft. home runs every night? I’m a huge proponent of fundamentals and small ball; I am a firm believer that the little things go a long way in the grand scheme of winning and success. With that being said, steroids are good for baseball. And steroids are IMPERATIVE for Barry Bonds and his chicken leg arms. The Marlins will continue to stink with Barry Bonds as the goddamn HITTING coach. Guy couldn’t hit a ball with a tennis racket I bet, let alone over the fence and into the parking lot.
If you don’t want every baseball player looking like this, you’re not a real baseball fan.