It was just last night that I told my dad, verbatim, that “Bernie Sanders bores me”. And here I am today, some 20 hours later, humbled and changed. I will admit that I was dead wrong about Bernie Sanders, plain and simple. No ifs ands or buts about it. I misjudged him completely. Regardless of what your political affiliation is, Bernie Sanders is now, officially, a standout candidate. The fact that he’s old enough to die in between getting elected and being inaugurated is now rendered irrelevant. His policies are tertiary issues now. Hillary being the favorite is yesterday’s news. Bernie Sanders is the man to beat. Why? Because he’s a VOSS guy.
If I knew Bernie Sanders drank Voss water, I would have been a supporter from Day 1. As the unofficial spokesman for Voss Water, I hereby declare my endorsement of candidate Sanders. The water you drink says a lot about you. Aquafina is poor people water. Voss is elite. No better way to display your plans to improve this country than drinking the water of the gods. It’s time for America to class it up. Bernie Sanders is a Voss drinker and a man of the people. This revelation may get Sanders into office. And I wouldn’t be surprised if he chooses me as a running mate. Vice President The Eric Hammer. Rolls off the tongue.