You gotta love Magic Johnson. Just walking around with HIV, buying baseball teams, pretending to be a soccer guy, and congratulating imaginary people. Those are not things you can just pick up on the street (don’t make an AIDS joke, don’t make an AIDS joke, don’t make an AIDS joke). There are fewer people in this world more fascinating than Magic. The best part is that he won’t retract this. He won’t apologize or correct himself. Magic does what Magic wants, and if that means calling you Amy when your name is Abby, so be it. You should be happy Magic Johnson even knows who you are.
Cue the music!