Funniest Videos Of 2015 #7: Asian Kid Puts A Nest Of Fire Ants In His Pants

 

Let me first say that this video could be from 1995.  There’s really no way to tell.  All bets are off in the Far East and you never really can understand what’s going on.  Once you go past like Germany, everything should come with a certificate of authenticty; viral videos, UFO sightings, birth certificates (yes that would mean TWO certificates), baseball stats (always inflated in Japan if you ask me), food ingredients (you never can tell).  Everyone already knows this is going to be a trainwreck operation, but you can never truly predict what’s about to ensue.

It doesn’t take a fully developed brain to see the trouble in letting fire ants have a picnic all of your crotch.  Add in the cockiness and you pretty much get what you deserve.  That being said, the shirt toss and the song-and-dance with the boxers were top notch comedy.  I can’t decide if it’s more impressive that he has a group of friends willing to help in case of emergency (as seen here) or that he didn’t cut his own dick off/kill himself.  And it was funny last time and just as funny now that all the cars slowed down and watched like they were some sad street performers.  Classic.

Full disclosure, I’d probably freak out like this if they were regular ants.
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