Jared Fogle, The Subway Guy, Arrested On Kiddie Porn Charges

NBC: Subway spokesman Jared Fogle’s home in suburban Indianapolis was searched by police and federal agents on Tuesday as part of a child pornography investigation involving the former head of his nonprofit foundation, law enforcement officials told NBC News. The development led the sandwich chain to distance themselves from Fogle and “suspend” their relationship. For much of the day, Fogle’s Zionsville house was surrounded by police cars and officers as agents hauled electronic equipment, including a computer, to an evidence truck parked in the driveway. At one point, Fogle, 37, stepped from his home and entered the truck. He later got into a car with his lawyer and was driven away.


This just goes to show you that everybody has skeletons, even the sandwich guy!  You can never 100% trust a person wholeheartedly.  We should have seen this coming to be quite honest.  He’s the “Subway Guy”.  Yet people legitimately looked up to this creep and thought about him while they ate average sandwiches with 8 pieces of turkey and not one extra.  Nobody is that squeaky clean, everyone has some dark secrets from their past and/or illegal files on their computers.  See ya Jared!

I’ve been on public record saying that fat people need to stay fat.  They lose all of their appeal when they get skinny.  And they get weird.  What happened to Jonah Hill when he got skinny?  He looked like a lesbian and became unfunny.  Now he’s fat again because he knows that once a fat man always a fat man.  What about Fat Joe?  Lost all that weight and hasn’t had a good song since.  Now he’s just Joe.  Drew Carey got skinny and is an awful host on the Price Is Right.  Chris Farley stayed fat and died a legend.  John Candy stayed fat and died a legend(ary bobsled coach).  If you get skinny, you essentially lose all credibility.

Side note: I’d be such a great fat person.

Looks like we need to turn elsewhere for a new Subway spokesman…

 

 

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