8 Foot Tall Indian Guy Upset Because Nobody Loves Him, Boo Friggity Hoo

HuffPo: Dharmendra Singh has good looks, a college degree and loving family and friends. He stands out in other ways, too. The 8-foot-1 Singh is India’s tallest man. Yet when it comes to love, the 32-year-old man believes he’s getting the short end of the stick.

“In terms of marriage, the main problem is my height. It will be very difficult to find someone who is tall enough for me. I think it is impossible,” he tells Barcroft TV. “So this is also the reason why I haven’t had a girlfriend.” In an effort to expand his dating pool, Singh is now working at a freak show near his home town of Meerut, Uttar Pradesh.


This guy has good looks, a college degree, and loving family and friends.  You know what else he has?  A quickly declining life expectancy!  I’m surprised this guy isn’t dead yet to be quite honest.  When you’re that tall, you don’t live a normal life.  You don’t exceed 40 years of age typically, and you don’t serve much purpose other than providing a laugh for others.  I hate to be mean, but this guy has got to be kidding me right?  The overwhelming majority of human beings’ sole purpose on this planet is to reproduce, it’s a natural instinct.  Eight foot tall guy’s life purpose is to be tall and be stared at all day long, not to find love.  If you can’t play basketball at that height, what else do you have going for you?

Working at the local circus doesn’t help his cause, let me tell you.  If he wants people to love him for reasons other than being an absolute freak, he should make an effort to act like a normal person and NOT an absolute freak.  That’s literally his job right now, to be a monster that people pay to see.  No sympathy from me, sorry.  Some of us are blessed with incredible athletic ability, others an angelic singing voice.  Rather than this giant sulking giant tears all day, maybe he should embrace it, be the laughingstock of India, and call it a day.

Pretty sure there’s like a 1/4 chance in India that you’re either eleven feet tall, eight thousand pounds, or have some gross elephantiasis.  This guy should consider himself lucky.  There’s bigger problems than being a million feet taller than everyone.  He’s a walking biological disaster and a ticking time bomb at that, it would be a shame to see him spend his last days in a giant state of depression (get it?).

 

 

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