DailyMail: A man was kidnapped at gunpoint and raped by three women who collected his semen in a cool box and stealing it before abandoning their victim – and the method is part of a growing trend. The 33-year-old man gave the women directions when they pulled up in a black BMW. Suddenly, one of the women armed with a gun got out and forced him into the back of the car at gunpoint. The trio then drove him 500km away and fondled him in the back of the car but he did not become aroused, so they forced him to drink an ‘unknown substance’ from a bottle to aid him. They then raped the man repeatedly and collected his semen in plastic bags, placing them in a cooler box.
Damn, how come nothing cool ever happens to me? Can you imagine how awesome and good looking you have to be for chicks to want to rape you to get your sperm? You know they’re inserting that shit right into themselves to reproduce and expand the legacy. Or they’re just collecting sperm left and right to sell it on the black market. I guess that’s an honest living. The part that stood out to me is that this poor guy couldn’t get hard on his own. I know this was considered a rape, but the word “fondled” seems a bit more enjoyable than your typical rape. Only thing I can think of that could compare to this is the Eurotrip scene at Club Vandersexx. Unlikely that there was a safe word or a free tshirt here, though.