It’s gotta be one of the most infuriating things in the entire world. Every time I turn on the TV, there’s a black screen with a “Press MENU to watch FiOS TV” button floating around the screen. And not only that, once I do press menu it automatically goes to the FiOS 1 News channel. Fuck outta here with that. Just let me watch TV. Not a single person watches FiOS1 News. Pressing the menu button is just extra work. It literally serves no purpose. TV keeps me sane, it calms me down. But I can honestly say that the menu button standing as an obstacle has made my tv time less enjoyable. The whole point of watching tv is so I can relax and do absolutely nothing while my eyes glaze over watching Bar Rescue and meaningless college basketball games that I’m gambling on. Pressing the menu button has delayed my routine day in and day out and I’ve had enough of it. I shouldn’t have to do it, plain and simple, I’m not that poor. Thank you for listening to me at this difficult time.