McDonald’s Is Bringing Back Chicken Selects! I Repeat, McDonald’s Is Bringing Back Chicken Selects!

CNN: McDonald’s is bringing back its chicken tenders – called Chicken Selects – after a two-year hiatus. “Chicken Selects will make a national return in early March and [will] be sold as an order with three pieces,” confirmed McDonald’s spokeswoman Terri Hickey, in an email to CNNMoney. “We look forward to bringing back this customer favorite made with chicken tenderloin.” They’ll only be available in the U.S.

Things happen in this world that can’t be explained. Life’s little surprises are what makes each day worth living. And if that’s not the case for you, Chicken Selects are what make life worth living. The fact that they’ll be back on the menu in a few weeks time is reason enough to get out of bed in the morning. We wake up every day and work towards goals, short term and long term. Examples: do laundry, go to the gym, finish another season on Netflix, get a 4.0, live long enough to witness Chicken Selects make a triumphant return, etc.

There’s not much else to say, really. This is major major news for anyone who likes nice things. If you’re a simpleton and don’t care, I pity your poor soul. Time to go fuck up some commas at Mickey D’s.



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