Danica Patrick Planning A Nice, Non-Violent Weekend

 

Danica! You dirty dog!

There’s a decent chance she was referring to not crashing into her boyfriend Ricky Stenhouse Jr at this weekend’s NASCAR race. But I chose to instead take it out of context because that’s way more entertaining. “For Valentine’s Day, babe, how bout we just not hit each other?” If she sent that in a text there would 1000 winky faces after that. NASCAR racers are weird, man. On the streets (pun intended) and in the sheets. It’s all about romance Saturday for DP. No handcuffs, whips, or chains. Strawberries, chocolate, champagne, and no hitting. Love is in the air!

 

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