Gronk LOVES Butt Cheeks

 

Some Joe Schmo reporter asked Gronk to read from some Gronk Erotica book at Media Day. He only read the first line because he said the rest was pretty outrageous. When GRONK says the rest is too bad, it’s gotta be some sick shit. But obviously he read the one line about some girl’s butt cheeks. And he loved it. Just recited some girl’s fantasy like it was no big deal. Nothing he hasn’t heard before. Gronk’s innocence and general silliness is why everyone loves him. It’s Gronk’s world, we’re just living in it.

He also said he was the best dancer on the team and that he loves puppies. What a guy.

“In front of the entire country, Gronk’s spike impacts right between my butt cheeks”. Poetic.

 

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