Best Of Craigslist Missed Connections: Part 3

Took a little longer than I would have liked, but I needed the right posts. And a great move considering we have probably the best post to ever hit the Internet. I won’t tell you which because you gotta read the whole thing, but I have no doubts that it will stand out. I only sample a small number of all the posts on Craigslist, but it’s funny stuff man. If they’re too hard to read, just click the pictures to see them full size.

1 If I can’t live in a world where a man can admire a woman eating french toast, then I don’t wanna live.

2 Wait what? This is so confusing to me. Are we talking about shoe repairs or is that some kind of weird metaphor? Help.

3 If anyone ever tells me I have a “ridiculously perfect face”, I’m gonna off myself right then and there. Gotta go out on top. Fuck!

5 Here’s your weekly dose of creepiness. “Sweet and sushi” title oozes with weirdness. What does unique leggings mean…is there such a thing? “You looked strong”? That’s creepy. Is that creepy? I think that’s creepy. And a saki date sounds like the worst time ever.

6 This is How To Get Raped 101. Or porn. Sign up for some “paid opportunity” with a “major cable network” means you’re having sex one way or another, either consented or against your will. I’d stay away, but that’s just a personal choice.

7 Sometimes honesty is the best policy. This is as blunt and straightforward as it gets, and I can’t hate on it.

4 Game over! Best thing ever on the Internet of all time in the history of the world. This guy’s like a poet. Scholarly imagery. Fantastic simile usage. And above all else, he’s a romantic! Willing to look past her bodily functions and being a compulsive liar, he still wants to see her again. It’s that time of year. Romance is in the air and it’s contagious!

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