Took a little longer than I would have liked, but I needed the right posts. And a great move considering we have probably the best post to ever hit the Internet. I won’t tell you which because you gotta read the whole thing, but I have no doubts that it will stand out. I only sample a small number of all the posts on Craigslist, but it’s funny stuff man. If they’re too hard to read, just click the pictures to see them full size.
Here’s your weekly dose of creepiness. “Sweet and sushi” title oozes with weirdness. What does unique leggings mean…is there such a thing? “You looked strong”? That’s creepy. Is that creepy? I think that’s creepy. And a saki date sounds like the worst time ever.
This is How To Get Raped 101. Or porn. Sign up for some “paid opportunity” with a “major cable network” means you’re having sex one way or another, either consented or against your will. I’d stay away, but that’s just a personal choice.
Game over! Best thing ever on the Internet of all time in the history of the world. This guy’s like a poet. Scholarly imagery. Fantastic simile usage. And above all else, he’s a romantic! Willing to look past her bodily functions and being a compulsive liar, he still wants to see her again. It’s that time of year. Romance is in the air and it’s contagious!