Things are always a little weird around Halloween. All the creeps and weirdos show their true colors. Combine that with the motives of Craigslist users, and well, it’s just weird.
My man here is looking for one specific girl who he saw at some bar on Halloween. No issues so far. She had long hair and was wearing shorts. Do you know her? Also, the phrase “highly trashed” is now mine.
I don’t know what a pink weight is, and I don’t understand what “sorority leader” means, but I do know that if I had a nickel for every time a girl “disappeared” while I was chatting her up at a pizzeria, I’d have probably 45 cents.