Maine To Vote On Whether Or Not They Can Use Jelly Donuts As Bait To Kill Bears

MarketWatch: There are many ways to bag a bear in this rural state. Recreational hunters legally can trap the animals, chase them down with dogs or even lure them with tempting bait such as jelly doughnuts before shooting them. Maine is the only state that allows all three methods. They account for 90% of the state’s bear killings, which last year totaled 2,845. But the practices would be banned under a November ballot referendum that has drawn intense national interest, with hunting advocacy groups pouring in money to counter a campaign largely bankrolled by the Humane Society of the U.S. Maine wildlife officials have been vocally and visibly opposing the referendum. The Maine Wildlife Conservation Council, a group formed to fight the referendum, highlights their role, urging voters to “trust our wildlife biologists.”


Laugh out loud funny. Just Maine being Maine. “Excuse me sir! You cannot leave those jelly donuts next to that tree!” People considering this tactic “inhumane” are literally retarded, this is the most humane, docile approach to killing an animal I’ve ever heard. What a bunch of weirdos. Be civilized for me, one time, please. Safe to say I know pretty much nothing about Maine except they catch a ton of lobster, so they’re okay in my book. But other than that I just assume they are undeveloped and uncivilized. If people wanna use sugary desserts as bait to lure bears in, let em be. The real crime would be wasting donuts if we’re being honest. That’s what they should ban. “You are no longer allowed to dispose of donuts, you must eat them. This new law will be effective immediately and applies to all Mainees under Section 18 part B paragraph ii.”

Hunting seems kinda fun. I cannot even fathom what kind of adrenaline rush it would be to take out a deer or an elk or a bear. Or a fuckin human being! That’ll get ya jacked up! I have a track record that speaks for itself, my credentials are there. I’m gonna kill it, throw it over my shoulder, and turn it into a rug. And I’m gonna get decked out in camoflauge head to toe. If I have to cover myself in animal shit and camp out in the woods for days, that’s fine. Comes with the territory. Should be a fun time.

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