Hilarious Peyton Manning Story

EliteDaily: The year was 1996, and Manning was a junior for the Volunteers. During a foot injury checkup with the team trainer, Jamie Ann Naughright, things apparently got a little weird. According to USA Today, she was examining Manning to see why he was having pain in one of his feet. While she crouched behind him, “entirely unprovoked, Peyton Manning decided to pull down his shorts and sit on Dr. Naughright’s head and face.” Naughright described it in a deposition entered into the court record: “It was the gluteus maximus, the rectum, the testicles and the area in between the testicles. And all that was on my face when I pushed him up… To get leverage, I took my head out to push him up and off.”


 

Peyton you dirty dog! What a savage! Obviously this is kinda fucked up, but it’s also completely speculation at this point. But it’s also just so hilarious. It’s so ridiculous that I have to believe it. Anybody who doesn’t think Peyton Manning dropping trou to put his gooch on his trainer’s face is funny is wrong and a miserable person. Because that is laugh out loud funny. This article paints an outrageous picture. I can see it now. Peyton and his big forehead just casually posted up against the trainer’s table, complaining of a stubbed toe, and then BOOM! Butt cheeks! Right on her head/face. Like he sat on her. That’s amazing.

And what’s her problem? Does she not know who Peyton Manning is? If Peyton wants to rest his testes on your head for a second, you let him. I’d let him. The guy has a foot injury. Who is she to make him stand on it? Hello?? You’re the doctor right? Aren’t you supposed to alleviate the pain? “Listen hun, I’m about to throw 510 touchdowns and be one of the greatest QBs ever, relax for a second because my rectum needs to rest.” What a scene.

PS- Who says “gluteus maximus” and “rectum”? What a loser.

PS2 – The sexual abuse aspect of this is absolutely not funny.  Just want to make that clear.

 

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