Dude With Devil Horns Donates Life Savings To Charity, Oh Wait No He Got Sentenced To Life In Prison

EliteDaily: A Massachusetts man who seems to have transformed his body into a tribute to Satan has been handed a life sentence for killing three men in 2011. According to the Huffington Post, 34-year-old Caius Veiovis is the third individual to have been convicted of the first-degree murders of David Glasser, 44, Edward Frampton, 58, and Robert Chadwell, 47. Veiovis staunchly declared his innocence, however, and told Hampden Superior Court, “Let me make this clear, my hand wasn’t in this.” After his sentence was read, Veiovis told the jury, “I’ll see you in Hell.”

Veiovis’ photo shows six bumps he had implanted into his forehead to look like the devil and 666 tattooed across his forehead. His defense lawyer insists that his client is innocent and that there is no credible evidence tying him to the murders. Veiovis had previously served more than seven years for assault, HuffPost reports, a period in which he changed his name from Roy Gutfinksi, Jr.

Classic mixup. You see a guy like this on the street, and your first instinct is that he’s a standup citizen, a good-hearted man with nothing but the best intentions. And then the next day you wake up and see that he killed three people and is going to jail for life. Nobody saw that coming! What a crazy turn of events!

Here’s a quick tip for you, Roy (can’t fool me with that stupid devil name, your Mama named you Roy so I will call you Roy). If you get six devil horns implanted in your head, tattoo 666 across your forehead, and dedicate your life to Satan, the jury won’t take too kindly to that. I’m not even confident that this guy actually killed anyone, but looking at him, he probably did. This is like the black guy in Harold and Kumar who was in jail for literally just being black. Except this situation has way more credibility.

What has to happen in someone’s life to lead them to making such a ridiculous transformation? Come on, Roy. Was your childhood that bad? Uh oh! Someone’s got some daddy issues! Bro, chicks dig the bad boy thing, no need to get horns in your forehead you IDIOT. Also, if this man told me “I’ll see you in hell”, I would be so confident that it was true. He just knows those things, you can tell.

Sorry, Roy, I take back everything I said (just in case this case opens back up or he gets parole and reads all the things I said about him).



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