Oh, Nicki, you little tease, you! This should shut up everyone who says Nicki Minaj is not hot, holy moly. I’ve had dreams and fantasies about Nicki Minaj. This triumphed all of them. This was so beyond the realm of my imagination it’s scary. Literally just twisted my brain into a pretzel while still getting me all hot and bothered. You know when Youtube sometimes asks you to confirm your age to watch the video? Exhibit A and then some. There’s really no need for porn anymore right? Is there really a difference here? This video almost renders pornography obsolete at this point. I don’t know if it’s just a premature (haha) reaction, and I don’t know if it’s fair to say this is the greatest music video ever, but this is a SERIOUS contender for greatest music video ever. Better and hotter than the Pussycat Dolls’ Buttons music video, and if you know me you know that is a major statement.Undeniably, Nicki’s lyrics are a 10 out of 10, and Nicki’s ass is a 12 out of 10. She just took the music video game to the next level. So overly aggressive that it hurts, but it feels so right. And that laugh she does? For some reason it’s just compelling and provocative and seductive. Let us pray that she performs this live Sunday at the VMA’s. If you can’t appreciate the lyrical brilliance and constant usage of over-the-top-but-not-too-over-the-top sexual innuendos, we can’t be friends. And if she wants to continue to smack other girls asses in future videos, I can’t say I have any real issues with that. Collaborative masterpiece from all involved.
“Let him eat it with his grill, keep tellin me to chill!”
“Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he calling me NyQuill!”
“He toss my salad like his name Romaaaaaine!”
PS- Drake is such a lucky fuck. I’m a big Drake fan but I can’t really admit that he deserves that chair more than anyone else (myself).