Hayden Panettiere Is Pregnant And The Father Might Be The Terminator

I knew she was engaged, I just couldn’t admit/accept it. Just finding out the she is pregnant is an absolute heart breaker. YOU’RE 24 HAYDEN ARE YOU SERIOUS? How could you do this to me? She said some nonsense to the media about how she “doesn’t feel her age”. I’m not even totally sure what that means. But you know what? People get pregnant. It happens. But after you get pregnant you fall off the scene. Seems inevitable for this soon-to-be has-been. That hurts, never thought I’d have to call my lady a has-been, but she cemented her fate when she got engaged and knocked up. The worst part is that he’s not a regular dude. I’m not even entirely sure that he’s a human being. I wouldn’t be so distraught and angry and upset if this wasn’t the guy who planted his seed inside an angel such as HP.

This is Wladimir Klitschko. He spells Vladimir with a W, and he’s 6’6″ 245 lbs. He’s 38 years old. He’s a Ukranian boxer, 23-2 in heavyweight fights, and he hasn’t lost in over 10 years. That’s not even the worst part. His nickname is DR. STEELHAMMER. Somebody kill me.

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