What kind of person would do such a thing? Like who at Skittles HQ authorized this decision? For those who don’t know, the green skittle is no longer lime flavored but green apple. And for those people, they’re gross. The green apple skittle has ruined the candy. I have a longstanding 22 year faithful relationship with Skittles, but I’ve had it up to here with them. No joke, I will not eat the green skittles. The green apple skittles end up in the garbage because that’s where they belong. They are straight trash, and I demand an explanation. Ever heard of the phrase “Don’t fix what’s not broken”? How about “don’t rock the boat”? It’s unfathomable to think that a human being thought it would be a good move. Has Coca Cola done anything to change their soda in the last five thousand years? No because it’s not necessary. What they do works, so there’s no reason to change it. Sometimes less is more. They took out one of the starting five and brought in a reserve player. They took out the starting point guard who scores 20 a game and put in the coach’s son because he never gets any court time. This is not the time for games, Skittles. This is not the time for sympathy. Bad players ride the bench, good players drop buckets and rake in cheerleader puss. Green apple skittles stay out of the bag, lime skittles produce like always.
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