Let’s just take a moment to admire a specimen of beauty and perfection. “Hammer that’s so gay.” You know what’s gay? Not liking women. I don’t know if it’s an old or new commercial and I do not care. This is what makes TV great. First instinct when your show goes to commercial is “fuck, I hate commercials”… not when this the commercial. The TV Guide should list Hayden Panettiere Looking Hot As Fuck In Some Advertisement and then the tv program would serve as a complement. Lots of people get up and go to the bathroom or make phone calls or whatever during commercial breaks. But how could you when there’s a chance of seeing the hottest blonde in the world dancing and twirling and being all adorable on the screen? I might channel surf all day to find stations with commercials on. This is such an incredible marketing strategy. I couldn’t even tell you what the commercial was about or what they’re trying to sell but I am so fucking sold. You could put Hayden on a screen trying to sell urinal cakes and before the commercial would be over I’d be on the phone ordering in bulk. Pay your respects, but keep your distance from my lady.