I’m an idea man. I thrive on enthusiasm. Most of the time when I tell people my ideas for the next big thing, they shoot them down. Nevertheless, I persevere. I’ve learned to take “dude you’re a fucking idiot” or “that’s fucking retarded that will never work” as constructive criticism. You don’t count the losses in life, you count the wins. Some of you have heard about my idea to revolutionize the shopping cart game. I still think that’s my best idea. More recently, the salsa jar that’s never empty so you never have to stick your hand all the way in the jar. That’s a great one too. But viral videos are the newest thing. Anybody can make the stupidest video and become overnight stars (ex. Rebecca Black, Terio). So here’s my idea. Stay open minded and keep your eyes closed. Envision this.
The song Shout, an American staple. Timeless. And it’s gonna be a music video. A music video that consists of personal videos that people take on their phones or whatever. So the video is made up of videos of people singing and dancing to Shout. But the people are kids, little kids. It’s not like Kidz Bop or anything gay like that because the kids aren’t actually singing. I picture kids like 5 years old wearing adult clothes, suits, tuxedos perhaps. And sunglasses, lots of dark sunglasses. Just partying to one of the best party songs this world has ever seen. But I don’t want just any kids. We need cute kids, kids with charisma. I want kids who want to be there. And I swear to god if they don’t get low to the grounder when it gets “a little bit softer now”, I will slap each and every one of those little bastards. I could be crazy, or I could be a genius, but this video will be gold. 2 million views in 24 hours is so 2013. I want to shatter records. I want kids to be the star, and I want to use their youth to my advantage and become famous. My face will make it’s big debut eventually I imagine, but it’s not my time right now.
Or I can just re-create the scene from Animal House and have a bunch of little fuckers running around in togas drinking fruit punch and getting a sugar high.