I’ve been getting a lot of complaints that I don’t blog enough. It’s good to know that I have dedicated and faithful fans/readers. I appreciate you further continuing to boost my ego. It’s not an easy job being a genius. It’s not easy being #1. With all that said, somebody has to do it. Someone has to take the responsibility of being top dog, and I’ve stepped up. I don’t need you to tell me how talented I am because I already know what I’m good at. But if you really feel the need to tell me, go for it. Everyone likes a nice compliment, even if you get dozens of them a day.
Like I said, it’s not easy. Sure I can make people laugh at the drop of a dime. But I can’t just spit out fire blogs like it’s nothing. This blog is mainly about everyday things that nobody takes the time to think about (Do you sit in the shower?, How many sandwiches have you eaten in your life?). I take common occurrences and tell a few jokes about them. I get great feedback, but you people still are not happy. You want more blogs? Tell me what you want me to blog about. Do you want a “video of the week”? So original, but I’ll do it. You want more current events/news stories? Someone get creative and give me an idea to take this to the next level and I’ll give you a shout out at my first award-acceptance speech. If we start making money, there’s a job waiting for you.
I may be the man, but I’m only a man. I can’t run the world on my own.