Game of Thrones (Season 1) Review

Just finished the first season of Game of Thrones. Awesome. It took some serious thought to narrow it down to which show I’d watch, so I left the vote up to the public, with GOT taking the cake. I wasn’t sure of exactly what to expect, but for the most part I haven’t heard a bad thing about it. In fact, when I asked someone what the show was about, I was told “7 Kingdoms, 1 king, fighting over the throne, sex, boobs, dragons, magic”. Right on the money, except very little magic and dragons thus far.

Love Khaleesi. She’s great. Literally took lessons on how to fuck her man, gotta respect that effort. Very nice boobies too. I loved when they killed Khaleesi’s brother, when they gave him the “golden crown”. That motherfucker just whined and whined about everything. Arya is a bad bitch, little girl with an attitude. When Khaleesi saved all those women from being slaves, and then one of Khal Drago’s men gave her attitude, and then Drago literally ripped his throat out and I got happy in my pants, I really did. He was a fuckin animal until he died/got put under that stupid blood magic/got “killed” by Khaleesi. Just a bad bad dude, and I loved every minute of it. Tyrion is the man! Originally I was skeptical about him because every time I see him or think about him, my brain immediately pictures him in Elf. Nevertheless, he’s emerged as my favorite character so far. And last but not least, we have King Joffrey. Such a little cocksucker, fucking RUTHLESS. Cannot believe he had Lord Stark beheaded like that, such a dick move, but awesome television.

This show is very very good. I’m on board the bandwagon. I should hopefully finish Season 2 this week and Season 3 next week, and I’m stoked to see what happens next. Hopefully Joffrey’s mom gets her ass kicked soon, that bitch needs a nice kick in the ovaries.


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